Studio Survival for Art Directors

• Let the Assistant taste the danish first, it might be left over from the previous day's shoot.
• If no one will deliver pizza to the studio, don't go outside alone.
• Don't ask the models for a date, they are young enough to be your children.
• Don't offer to help, the Photographer will make you lift something heavy.
• If there is a pay phone in the studio, that is a bad sign.
• Don't ask about Color Space, the answer will put you to sleep. The same goes for Bit Depth.
• If the Photographer offers to detail your car during the shoot, you're paying him way too much.